Unnecessary respect from copypastas

It's me again! We're becoming quite close, aren't we? I CAN FEEL IT.

I really can't be bothered typing so here's a short video to explain it (somehow I gained an accent):

Check out my second video for further thoughts below. Don't ask why it's Google Video:

This concludes tonight's post. Good night!

Ignorant people piss me off

YO!

Yo! Tonight's thoughts will be about ignorant people. Fuck, I hate them. People who do the same shit over and over again and others fall for it over and over again.

It was bad enough he made the joke. Then it got 10 likes.

One of the most abundant forms of ignorant people on the internet is teenagers. They can't seem to form a proper sentence. Remember when we were younger, before we turned thirteen? Did you fear becoming a teenager because of the changes it meant? I did. Not because of more responsibility, but because of having to live with these idiots making us look dull in the minds of our elders. This isn't fair either. Why should I have to clean up the messes made by the ignorant? Why should I get blamed by the government and stared at in public for being in the same age group as them? I'm not a motherfucking skater dude, old lady, fuck off with your bigoted opinions!

Something I captured a month or two ago. Disgusting grammar.

So why do they act in such a way? Well, I know from asking them that 'its txt lnguge, fukwit !!!!' and 'we do wat we wont wen we wont !!!'. I won't comment any further because to be honest, I believe our generation is a damn waste of time.

Our next specimens are people on Yahoo! Answers. I went on a bit of a trolling spree last night because I was bored and the ignorance is just fucking amazing. People complaining about the simplest of things.

I'm 12 with huge feet !?
Join the circus.

"I'm 12 with huge feet !?".

My response to that is to join the circus. Seriously, your foot size is nothing to worry about. Just be thankful you don't have a chair stuck through your face. That would hurt.

What's a good way to look when your fat ?
A good way to look is the gym.

"What's a good way to look when your fat ?"

My response? A good way to look is the gym. It's like people just don't get it. If you're fat and unhappy about it, do something about it. Otherwise, don't complain. Sure, some people have conditions that prevent them from doing so but they're not the ones complaining.

So, kids, don't be an ignorant prick like those naughty internet people, okay? Good. Have a good night and I'll talk to you tomorrow.

Trolling 101 continued

Today I angered him. Pretty funny. So-called 'popular' kids have the best insults, man.

Anyway, here are two examples of what I meant by editing the HTML code. I've had to censor a lot of it to protect privacy and shit.

His profile

A status of his that I edited with shocking grammar

I pretty much will have the upper hand in the end. I can change anything he says online. Tell me what you think in the comments.

Late night thoughts for tonight

I hope the extension of the Schrödinger's cat theory (that if you put yourself in the box instead, you are both alive and dead therefore when people die, they keep on living along their own timeline but in another timeline everyone else sees them as dead) really is true but it would be horrible if it was.

I hate capped internet.

Why are girls so complicated?

Why are boys so complicated?

Why is everything so complicated?

Why is everything so simple?

I think I'll go eat some chips.

Good night and sweet dreams.

Trolling 101

I wasn’t on the computer last night but I was sick and up till 1:30 a.m. with a boiling fever so here are my late night thoughts for last night:

Fuck, it’s hot.
I wish I was famous.
I want a Nintendo 3DS.

Aside from that, here is my main idea for last night. A massive troll directed at someone who sends me into fits whenever I see his statuses on Facebook. Every damn one is about love. You know why? Every week he used to have a new girlfriend. As of now, he hasn’t had a girlfriend for about a month (the other girls are probably smart). He obviously wants to make it look like he’s stable or something. Since I was boiling hot, I was in a shitty mood. So, I thought of a way to ruin him for good. I was going to do it today but I’m saving it for later. Check it out:

First I would make a status with him tagged in it (not a post on his Timeline because he would most likely delete it) asking him why all his statuses are about love. I know that he and his friends would comment on my status acting like cunts and not answering my question but threatening to fuck me up as if I had just called them niggers. Meanwhile, I'd be repeating the question and not causing harm on my part. Then when about 7 people had threatened me, I'd tell them, "Seven tough [depending on who comments] kids fighting a weak white boy? You're so cool. By the way, I'd like my question answered."
By then, if my question hadn’t been answered,  I'd go into my Messages page and edit the HTML coding of it (basically just changing the page itself). I'd make everyone say that he's an idiot, that he doesn’t get it or something and change my unread message count to 200 or so.
I'd take screenshots of it (censor the names, of course) and upload them to Facebook and show him everything.
Now, you might say, “Why don’t you use Photoshop? It’s much easier!”. Two reasons:

1. Photoshop is shit.
2. It’s very hard to use it for doing this type of editing, at least for me. I can edit HTML code much faster. Also, when I use Photoshop, you can tell it’s been tampered with.

There would have to be an answer by then otherwise I'd ask him whom this week's girlfriend is and how she compares to last week's.

If you have any suggestions on how to improve this troll, please tell me.

Thanks for reading and happy trolling!

Welcome

Good mornight and welcome to the first of many of my late night thoughts! You will bear witness to a variety of ideas, some of which may not make sense and some which may not be for the squeamish, so get ready!

Okay, first up, I'm pissed off. Why? I'm fucking capped. It was supposed to reset today but it didn't and now I can't respond to emails about jobs and shit. Brilliant. One day, I'm complaining to Telecom about their high-priced plans and how the service is never fucking reset on time.

I'm ecstatic about these blazingly fast internet speeds

Second up, what is the deal with 'popular' and 'Asian popular' kids these days? Fuck, they're always interbreeding! It's like this:

1. Girl A dates Boy A
2. Girl A dumps Boy A
3. Girl A dates Boy B
4. Boy A dates Girl B
5. Girl A dumps Boy B
6. Boy A dumps Girl B
7. Girl B dates Boy B
8. Girl A dates Boy A again

WHAT THE FUCK. I seriously cannot handle this. This is why the 'friend zone' exists. These so-called 'popular' kids will only date each other and anybody who wants in on it is instantly 'just a friend' or 'a really nice person'. Fucking get over yourselves, 'popular' kids. Either that or die from alcohol poisoning since you're already halfway there.

This concludes the first segment of my late night thoughts. Have a good sleep!