Welcome

Good mornight and welcome to the first of many of my late night thoughts! You will bear witness to a variety of ideas, some of which may not make sense and some which may not be for the squeamish, so get ready!

Okay, first up, I'm pissed off. Why? I'm fucking capped. It was supposed to reset today but it didn't and now I can't respond to emails about jobs and shit. Brilliant. One day, I'm complaining to Telecom about their high-priced plans and how the service is never fucking reset on time.

I'm ecstatic about these blazingly fast internet speeds

Second up, what is the deal with 'popular' and 'Asian popular' kids these days? Fuck, they're always interbreeding! It's like this:

1. Girl A dates Boy A
2. Girl A dumps Boy A
3. Girl A dates Boy B
4. Boy A dates Girl B
5. Girl A dumps Boy B
6. Boy A dumps Girl B
7. Girl B dates Boy B
8. Girl A dates Boy A again

WHAT THE FUCK. I seriously cannot handle this. This is why the 'friend zone' exists. These so-called 'popular' kids will only date each other and anybody who wants in on it is instantly 'just a friend' or 'a really nice person'. Fucking get over yourselves, 'popular' kids. Either that or die from alcohol poisoning since you're already halfway there.

This concludes the first segment of my late night thoughts. Have a good sleep!