Trolling 101

I wasn’t on the computer last night but I was sick and up till 1:30 a.m. with a boiling fever so here are my late night thoughts for last night:

Fuck, it’s hot.
I wish I was famous.
I want a Nintendo 3DS.

Aside from that, here is my main idea for last night. A massive troll directed at someone who sends me into fits whenever I see his statuses on Facebook. Every damn one is about love. You know why? Every week he used to have a new girlfriend. As of now, he hasn’t had a girlfriend for about a month (the other girls are probably smart). He obviously wants to make it look like he’s stable or something. Since I was boiling hot, I was in a shitty mood. So, I thought of a way to ruin him for good. I was going to do it today but I’m saving it for later. Check it out:

First I would make a status with him tagged in it (not a post on his Timeline because he would most likely delete it) asking him why all his statuses are about love. I know that he and his friends would comment on my status acting like cunts and not answering my question but threatening to fuck me up as if I had just called them niggers. Meanwhile, I'd be repeating the question and not causing harm on my part. Then when about 7 people had threatened me, I'd tell them, "Seven tough [depending on who comments] kids fighting a weak white boy? You're so cool. By the way, I'd like my question answered."
By then, if my question hadn’t been answered,  I'd go into my Messages page and edit the HTML coding of it (basically just changing the page itself). I'd make everyone say that he's an idiot, that he doesn’t get it or something and change my unread message count to 200 or so.
I'd take screenshots of it (censor the names, of course) and upload them to Facebook and show him everything.
Now, you might say, “Why don’t you use Photoshop? It’s much easier!”. Two reasons:

1. Photoshop is shit.
2. It’s very hard to use it for doing this type of editing, at least for me. I can edit HTML code much faster. Also, when I use Photoshop, you can tell it’s been tampered with.

There would have to be an answer by then otherwise I'd ask him whom this week's girlfriend is and how she compares to last week's.

If you have any suggestions on how to improve this troll, please tell me.

Thanks for reading and happy trolling!